Naughty Little Mermaid (Little Mermaid Parody)

Ariel's naughty side has come out. With this hillarious parody of "Part of your world" from Disney's Little Mermaid, comes a side of Ariel which you've never seen before. Lyrics: (Mature only) Maybe he's right, maybe there really is something the matter with me. I just don't believe that something that makes such wonderful things could be bad... Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collections complete? Wouldn't you think I'm a girl, A girl who has... everything? Look at my face, check out my chest, Wouldn't you say clamshell bras are the best. Lookin around me you'd think, Sure, I could tap that. But as you know I'm a mer-folk, and so I'm a fish down below. You want great human looks? I've got half. But who cares, no big deal, I want more... I wanna be like the people are, Not with scales but with real genitalia. Rolling around between the, what do you call them? Oh... sheets. Flipping my fins, I can't get to far, Cunts are required for nearly everything. Selling myself on the... ...what's that word again? Street. Up where they bang, Up where they bone, Up where they stay up at night all alone. I've never cum, wish I could have, a vagina. What would I give... ...if I could live with a vibrator? What would I pay... ...to spend a day, warm with a cock. Bet you on land they'd understand, that they don't, fuck over their daughters. Wet young women, sick of nothing, ready to lay... I'm ready to do what the people do, What's your position and, What's your name and... What's gonorrhea and why does it... What's the word? Burn? When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love... Love to fuck like they do up above. Not celibate, wish I could have... a vagina.............................

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: Epicus

Length: 03:09
Rating: 4.64
Views: 927843

Tags: Ariel  Bang  Bone  Comedy  Debut  Disney  Funny  Girl  Little  Mermaid  Monologue  Music  Naughty  Parody  Sing  Solo  Song  Vagina  Wish  

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