GoI3ig (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

It's a series of felonies.

iluvhotblondes (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

chill out my ass. if you or i are convicted of one felony, we're behind bars. in calif an several states... 3 strikes (3 felonies) your out! 25 yrs min. this fuck got 7 felonies! who gives a fuck if he's older than the pyramids criminal is criminal chill out my ass stop preferential treatment among scumbag lying convict felon politicians like dirty cops - they deserve swifter punishment than crackhead nigger. it's called 'abuse of authority' convicted felons in public trust~'higher standards'

EvilWireman (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

BREAKING NEWS. Ted Stevens has fled to Japan. Investigators were baffled as to how he could have escaped the public's eye, that is, until they found a series of tubes under his house. The tubes were indeed...internet tubes...

BlurOfLight (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

lol I love this

randy25rhoads (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Fucking brilliant!

gophers43 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Oh Ted, we will miss you! great video

EWAdams (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Chill out, he's out on bail pending appeal. He's 80-something years old and a public figure, he's not exactly a flight risk.

Volkmoidruk (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

The Great Shining Teacher of the North is dead! Oh my Reagan, how will we LIVE??

iluvhotblondes (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

convicted felon. obama - pls put fbi to jail this convicted felon. old lying fart! other felons convicted of one offerse got to jail. this fool convicted of 7 felonies! why he not in jail? equal justice for rich and poor obama

koalachrisx (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

lol, good, but the other take is better in my oppinionm it's damn tune is so catchy ;)